Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Two Bad Jokes

Number 1:
A man goes to the zoo .
When he gets there, there was only a dog .
It was a shitzu.

Number 2:
Two goldfish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


James said...

Oh dear God... ;-)

Jase said...

Hey - the first one was printed in the Metro this morning!