Dumb Luck

OK, so I twist my ankle.
I get back to my desk and the ankle starts to swell.
I decide to take painkillers and to head home to put it on ice asap.
I get to Shepherd's Bush to find myself surrounded by police.
I end up having to walk home for an hour on my ankle.
OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not happy!